I, for one, am super-excited about the (rumored) forthcoming Hard as Omega Canyon. According to Internet sources [read: my fevered imagination], the novel will include developments such as:
- Joe Kurtz's marriage to Angelina Farino Ferrara
- Arlene DeMarco's switch to vaping
- A miraculously-recovered Sean Michael O'Toole's move to Los Angeles where he acquires a new cap
The author has been closed-mouthed about the plot, but at San Diego ComicCon, he read a draft excerpt from a subplot in which Kurtz is pursued by bumbling trainee assassins Rosencrantz and Guildenstern as well as by Shemp, an ex-con seeking vengeance for his brothers' deaths.