I was looking something up in the Iliad (yes, a translation—I'm not smart enough to learn Greek) and it reminded of this thing I think whenever I read Homer:
Q: Who was the Greek goddess of rust?
A: Duh! It was obviously Oxide Hera.
Yeah, insanely bad pun. [The white-armed goddess is often given the epithet "ox-eyed Hera", meaning having large, soft eyes. Merriam Webster tells me that it is a direct translation of the Greek "boōpis", which seems like it would be fun to say…if I spoke Greek.]